Today after arriving at Green Sands Beach after a very bumpy ride and a lot of coffee, I really had to go. So I ducked behind a bush… Failing to really observe the trailhead directly behind me of course. As soon as it all began to flow I hear voices…

• Family of Four: “Dude, you should have gone on the other side of the bush (Laughing).”
• Blake: (Thinking) “Um… They can see my penis.” (Shrugs), “Well there were people on the other side of the bush when this started.”
• Blog Readers: (Thinking) “There are bushes growing there???”
• Family of Four: (Shakas)
• Blake: (Shakas, finishes and velcro’s his bored shorts fly).

Hawaii is funny.